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Underworld ParodyUnderworld – The Eternal War.Underworld Parody
[The camera pans in on Selene, perched like a leather clad spectre atop an ancient Budapest Cathedral. The rain flies sideways into her, while her long coat flaps in the wind. Selene begins the first voiceover.]
Selene: "The war had all but ground to a halt in the blink of an eye. *flap flap* Lucian, the most feared and ruthless leader of the Lycan clan, had finally been killed. (Actually, he hadn't, but shhhh…it's a secret.) The Lycan horde, scattered to the wind, in a single night of flame and retribution. (Hey, shit happens.) Victory, it seemed, was in our grasp. *flap* The
by ~TheLostRaevyn
I'm Coming Home NowI always wanted to know who that old man was calling.I'm Coming Home Now
I work in Northamptonshire Library. Pretty boring job. Steady, but boring. Check in a book here, check out a book there, order a child to desist the locomotion of their maxillo (I love the blank stares I get with that one) there, but at least it pays the rent. At least, it was dull, until my boss came to me and said “Let this man use the phone.”
He gestured towards a small, elderly fellow standing beside him. Nothing seemed offensive about him at the time. In fact, he kind of reminded me of that old man from Toy Story 2. You know, the one who repaired th
by ~TheLostRaevyn
My 23rd BirthdayIt was my 23rd birthday and, having missed them for a while, I decided to spend the day with my parents. We’d just had a fantastic day out in Shaldon. Spent a while on the beach, went to a museum, sat in quaint little cafes, got some obligatory rock. I sat in the back of the car, enjoying that feeling of tired contentment you get when you’ve just had a really good day. But now the rain was really heavy, and it made it hard to see out of the windows. The darkness didn’t help. Almost dozing off, I listened to my parents chatting in the front of the car.My 23rd Birthday
“As soon as I brought out the needle, he passed out. I tho
by ~TheLostRaevyn
The Baby StatueA few days ago, my Mum bought something incredibly horrifyingly incorrigibly creepy. So creepy, in fact, that I decided that it needed to be chronicled. Lookit. Say it with me now, one, two, three, Aaaaaaarrgghh!The Baby Statue
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v697/The_Raevyn/Blog%20pictures/BabyFigure1.jpg
I don’t know about you, dear reader, but my initial thought was ‘Oh my god kill it with fire!!’
Gah. Just gah. Am I the only one scared halfway to death by this thing? Look at its eyes! What’s wrong with its eyes? Why does it have no trousers? Where are the trousers? No really, I’m serious,
by ~TheLostRaevyn
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- Current Residence: On the pallid bust of pallas above the chamber door
- Interests: Books, werewolves, lesbians, and science fiction
- Favourite movie: The Lion King
- Favourite band or musician: Power metal bands from Finland that no one's heard of
- Favourite genre of music: Metal metal metal
- Favourite poet or writer: Edgar Allan Poe
- Favourite style of art: Scary As Fuck
- Operating System: Scalpel
- MP3 player of choice: Whatever provides the BAAAASSS
- Shell of choice: Turtle
- Skin of choice: Pale, with a few scars
- Favourite gaming platform: Playstation baby
- Personal Quote: "GROOWWWR."
- Tools of the Trade: Rage
- Website: http://quoththeravennevermore13.blogspot.com/
- Email: aburdock@hotmail.com
- MSN: Ask and you might recieve
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"I gotta let my chickeness show" - Demis
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Quoth the raven, "Nevermore."
They usually have them...somewheres...XD
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"I gotta let my chickeness show" - Demis
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Quoth the raven, "Nevermore."
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Quoth the raven, "Nevermore."
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My legs are old and bent
my ears are grizzled
my nose is knackered
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Quoth the raven, "Nevermore."
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My legs are old and bent
my ears are grizzled
my nose is knackered
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